Funny desi majedar jokes

Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.
Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo.

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Boy: "Tum gaana bahut accha gaati ho"

Girl: "Thanks but i-m just Bathroom singer..
Boy:"To bulao na kabhi apne live program pe"