Funny desi Chutkule

Dabangg effect-
Sir: lallu tumhare sare ans galat hai,
marks de to kahan..

Lallu: KAMAL KARTE HO MASTERJI,MARKS HI TO MANG RAHE HAI,CHUP CHAP DE DO WARNA THAPPAD MAR K B LE SAKTE HAI.

Sir: Badtamiz
kya bak rha hai..

Lallu: BADTAMIZ SE YAAD AYA MASTERJI, APKA BETA KAISA HAI..

Sir: Gadhe,nikal ja class se!

Lallu:CHUP CHAP SE MARKS DE DO MASTERJI,WARNA ANS PAPR ME ITNE CHHED KARENGE, KI CONFUSE HO JAOGE KI MARKS KAHA DE AUR ZERO KAHAN!!

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Jack:ek din jack bike par apne 2 friends ko bethakr le ja raha tha.
Police:oi stop..
Jack:bola bike par jagah nahi hai ..

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BANTA: Yeh, AUTOMETICALLY kya hota hai..
SANTA: Oye tuje itna b nhi pata..Jb auto me koi ganji ladki ja rahi ho to kehte hain,
AUTO-ME-TAKLI..