Very Funny Desi Jokes

Bihari boy to a girl- "PHONE NO DEBU HO..??"
Girl-"Tamiz se baat kro."
Boy-"My dear with due respect I would like to say that PHONE NO. DEBU KA..??!!!!"

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Sir-"Samundar Mein Nimbu ka Ped Ho To Tum Kaise Todoge?"
Santa-"Chidiya Bankar."
Sir-"Aadmi ko Chidiya Tera Baap banayega!"
Santa-"Samundar Mein Ped Aapka baap lagayega!"