Sardar jokes

-Inteligent Sardar--
Ye kela kitne ka hai..
Man:1Rs.

Sardar:60ps me dega..

Man:60ps me sirf chilka dunga..

Sardr: Le 40ps, sirf kela dede.

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Ek bar lalu yadhav aapne bhashan me kahata hai,
Lalu:mai sher ka baccha hu !
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