Self insult jokes

Whats self insult ..

An angry boss-
Tumne kabhi ullu dekha hai ..
Employee(sar jhuka ke)-Nahi sar!
Oss-Neeche kya dekh rhe ho idiot..
Meri taraf Dekho....

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A girl to her boyfriend:
Is hafte roz shopping karenge,next hafte roz movie dekhenge
Bf- Uske agle hafte roz mandir jayenge
Gf- Q..
Bf- Bhikh mangne