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BOY=Pura Aa Gya?
GIRL=Ha

B=Fas To Nhi
Raha?
G=Nhi

B=Ek Bar Or DaL Du?
G=Ok

B=Ab Kesa Laga?
G=Aha
Maza Aa Gya

B=Ok..
Madam ka SANDEL Pack Kar Do..
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Girls hostel ki light 3 din se gayab..
Tang aa kar madam ne deprtmnt ko
phon kiya aur kaha,
3 din se ladkiya mombati se kaam
chala rahi hai,
Aaj to Admi bhej do
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"Sholay Film Mein Sabse Badi Tragedy
Kya Thhi?"
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Answer: "Pehle To Gabbar Ne
Thakkur Ki Biwi Maar Di Aur Phir Bechhare
Ke Haath Bhi Kaat Diye"
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"Sholay Film Mein Sabse Badi Tragedy
Kya Thhi?"
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Answer: "Pehle To Gabbar Ne
Thakkur Ki Biwi Maar Di Aur Phir Bechhare
Ke Haath Bhi Kaat Diye"
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ek baar santa ka pramotion inspector se dsp mein ho gaya...aur ussi din uski wife behosh ho gayi.
Socho,usne ye baat usse kaise batai ho gi???
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Santa: wife se, ab tumhe dsp ke saath sona padega