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Ek aadmi marriage bureau me phone karke bolta hai

mere dono haath aur dono pair nahi hai. kya meri shadi ho sakti hai?

lady operater: ha ho sakti hai. lekin aapko wo to hai na?

Man: Haan! us se hi number dial kiya. 😝 😎

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Shadi me photografer banne ka kuch aur hi maza h....

Ladkiya
-meri lo na
-Meri akeli ki lo.
-ye meri frnd he hum dono ki sath me lo
-Meri Khadi khadi ki lena.
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Pushing pushing but not gusing,
Pushing pushing bt not gusing,
When chusing then gusing.
Guess What?
U dirty mind,
im talking abt sui mein dhaga

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Neeche mat jao

Nahi plz

Neeche mat jao na

Kuch ho jaye ga

Plz

Dekho aisa mat karo

Maan jao na plz

Warna

Ho jaye ga

Plz mat jao

Aaah

Dekha

Ho gaya na

SMS Khatam

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Use halke haath se chuo.

Ab ungli undar dalo.

Agar hole bada hoto teen ungli b daal sakte hai.

Ab upar niche ragdo.

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Is tarah hota hai glass saaf.

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Santa ki wife Tours & Travels magazine padhte huye :- Is baar 2nd honeymoon ke liye GREECE trykaren..?

Santa: - Kyon..?

Sarso ke tel me kya kharabi hai..?

Jisko samjha woh thoko LIKE.

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