Hot jokes in hindi

Cycle k mistri ne suhag rat ko apni bivi ko pani waley tub mai litaya.
Bivi: Ye kia kar rahe ho?
Mistri: Mujhe to pani mai e pata chalta hai k surakh kahan hy!
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Pinto ko peshab karte dekhkar
ladki doosre raste se jane lagi,
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Pinto bola: Dar mat re pagli,
jisase tu dar rahi ho usko maine apne
hath se pakad
rakha hai!
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Ek Ladka aur ek Ladki ki shaadi hui..

Aap yakeen nahi karoge ke doosrey din hi

Unka Bachaa hua

khana kharab ho gaya..

Fridge me nahi rakha tha na !

Ladka: Meri us jgah hath lagao jaha haddi na ho,

Ladki muskrate hue: Chal phir nikaal bahar, pakdu teri
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Zuban ko.

Moral:Mere msg gande nhi hote
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Ladkiya PANT ke Niche
kya Pahenti hai ?


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Socho


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sochte raho


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Vo CHAPPAL Pahenti hai.

Hawas k Pujaariyo!!
Niche puchha tha, Andar nahi..
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Log Kapdo K style Pr N Jane Kitne Paise Brbad Krte He Jbki Zindgi k sb se
Hasin,Khbsurt pal Bina Kapdo k guzrte H
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apna BACHPAN yar
Jb dekho tb galat sochte ho
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An EGYPTIAN girl asked an INDIAN boy:
What can u do for me?

The boy replied:
come behind the PYRAMID.
I will make u MUMMY